do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”
seriously american hockey fans get the best deals
woohoo picked up a gardiner winter classic jersey for less than $75 this is g9
ugh when you find a great sale but don’t have enough in your paypal account to pay for it
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
update: hockey was great. pretty sure i’m the worst person on my team but whatever it was fun.